Poems by jane drake !

A Poem For My Teacher

If I cooked a hot lunch for my teacher I would start with a raddled snake stew,

Then I'd serve her a centipede salad,

And a tall glass of milk mixed with glue,

Next a seaweed and jellyfish sandwich,

For dessert achoo-berry pie,

When my teacher finds out whats she's eaten,

I hope that old bat doesn't die !

By:Jane Drake